My little boy had some questions for Siri!

Today my 7 year old son, and his buddy, asked Siri for pictures of butts, poop, and pee!

The results were wholly unexpected. While the search for poop did yield a pic of a disgusting pile, Siri pretended not to understand what “pee” is, and the closest thing to a butt pic she found was of a malformed muffin. She also admonished him when he tried foul language.

Thank you Apple! Thank you Siri team!

My Minivan

How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways.

  1. Not having to pay for damage caused by children slamming/fumbling their door into the car parked next to us.
  2. Prevents children from opening their doors until shifted to park.
  3. Allows me to close their door from the driver’s seat after the kid has run off and forgotten..again. ¬†Watching Moms in the school drop-off lane hold the line up to get out, walk around to the other side, and angrily slam the door makes me smile.
  4. Carries more stuff more efficiently than an SUV.
  5. I don’t look like I am so obsessed with what people think of my masculinity that I need to follow the herd, even when the herd is running in the wrong direction.

My minivan is bigger than I really need it to be, but until the kids are grown, or someone makes a car with power-sliding doors, I plan to stick with my minivan.